Black Bar Glasses

Possibly the most stupid idiotic product we have ever had!

Just the thing for budding celebs who want to make it look like they’ve got something to hide when leaving a club in front of a crowd of photographers. Let the paparazzi (or your mates!) do their worst. The pictures won’t prove anything!

Stupidiotic Black Bars look and photograph just like censor bars, so you can be caught out in compromising positions, yet still maintain plausible deniability! With the summer party season almost upon us, it’s the perfect time to go out, let your hair down and behave badly. And with camera phones everywhere these days behaving badly can have some awkward consequences.

On their own, Black Bars appear to be silly looking sunglasses, but they can help reduce inhibitions at parties, stag or hen nights or any other social occasion where there’s a risk of candid snaps causing trouble later. Of course, no one’s really going to be fooled, but they’re just the thing for attention seekers who wants to make it look like they’re up to something!

Be “UNSEEN” wearing these Stupidiotic Black Bar glasses. On their own, Black Bars appear to be ridiculously silly looking sunglasses. In a social setting, they instantly become the life of the party. Inhibitions fade away. You’re immediately popular with the “IN” crowd.

Others will wonder if you’re famous or dangerous. Stupidiotic Black Bars look and photograph just like censor bars. Perfect for Stag Parties, Wedding Parties, Party Parties, Club-Hopping, Questionable Behavior, Risque Situations, Perp-Walks and Mug Shots. Let the paparazzi take their best shots. You’ll always be the talk of the town when you’re wearing Stupidiotic Black Bars.

Great for web cams and MySpace photos as well as general fun.