Pole Dancer Alarm Clock

Set yourself a wonderful wake-up call with the Poledancer Alarm Clock.

The original USB Pole Dancer got all kinds of attention when it was first released. Some people thought it was the best thing ever. Others, well... didn’t and got ever so upset about it. But they were boring old killjoys anyway!

Now, this new Poledancer Alarm clock will brighten up dreary mornings. Featuring a digital display and multi-function alarm, this bikini-clad busty babe will wake you up with a sexy twirl around the pole. Just what you need, first thing!